PHONE POST

[unicornsforall]

Hi! You've reached Pixie, but I'm totally out there being a hero or learning awesome dance moves so when I dance for Dazzler I will rock. Leave me a message and I will call you!!!

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[stabbityhooker.livejournal.com]

If Azula tries to harm you, inform me.

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[unicornsforall]

ok

after i tell ms. aquilla i will tell you

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[stabbityhooker.livejournal.com]

Good. She deserves to die.

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[unicornsforall]

idk about that

but i don't like her

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[stabbityhooker.livejournal.com]

She set my friend on fire once. I will not forget it.

She is mentally unstable.

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[unicornsforall]

she set someone on FIRE?

she's crazy

maybe i'll just stay away from crazypants

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[stabbityhooker.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Be careful.

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[unicornsforall]

i will

you be careful too laura

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[stabbityhooker.livejournal.com]

She has set me on fire before, as well. I did not care because I stabbed her in return.

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[unicornsforall]

i'll dust her then if she tries setting me on fire

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[stabbityhooker.livejournal.com]

Okay.

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[tembloroso.livejournal.com]

you okay

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[unicornsforall]

i'm ok

sorry

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[tembloroso.livejournal.com]

sorry I upset you

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[douchegod]

[SOMEHOW THE GOD OF MISCHIEF HAS YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND NOW IS TEXTING YOU. Be very afraid, Pixie.]

If you caused horse-me, I swear I'll kill you.

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[unicornsforall]

totes not me!

i think the world is going kablooey again!

even warren is being all strange

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[douchegod]

How odd.

Anyway, tinyme's a horse.

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[unicornsforall]

but he won't give pony rides >|

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[douchegod]

I'm not letting you ride tinyme like a simply county fair animal. Horse or not, he still is a god.

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[unicornsforall]

you're no fun loki

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[douchegod]

My life is slowly becoming a running joke with the theme of 'ponies'. I'm allowed to not be fun.

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[unicornsforall]

i know what to get you for christmas!

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[douchegod]

I'll set it on fire.

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[unicornsforall]

it's up to you to do what you want to the gift once you get it!

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[douchegod]

If it's a horse, it's getting set on fire.

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[unicornsforall]

[Stop being like Emma Frost, Loki!]

It wont' be a real one!

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[douchegod]

[But horses. D:]

All the more reason to set it on fire then.

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[unicornsforall]

this is why people don't like you

you take their offerings and burn them

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[douchegod]

And I thought they didn't like me because I made everyone hallucinate the 1950s.

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[imblaaaaaaack]

[BRING BRING]

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[unicornsforall]

Hello! What's up, Josh?

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[imblaaaaaaack]

Hey. Uhm. Can I ask you for a favour?

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[unicornsforall]

Um...does it involve magic? 'Cause I don't think Lorna will let me do it right now.

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[imblaaaaaaack]

No, not magic. I just heard that you have a job and...well...I kinda need one. I don't want to have to go out of town to find one and no one else will hire me!

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[unicornsforall]

Oh...Oh! You want to work at the fairy tale store with me and Laura?! Ohmigosh. Our boss will so hire you. You'd be like the perfect prince!!

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[imblaaaaaaack]

Well, yeah. I mean, as long as he doesn't care that I'm gold? I don't know any fairy tales with gold princes.

[fuck he doesn't want to have to regret this. Bu the needs money!!]

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[unicornsforall]

Well, there's a king that's gold! King Midas' touch makes things gold so maybe you could be Midas! And I'm a fairy and he thinks I'm awesome so I doubt the gold will be freaky.

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[imblaaaaaaack]

Okay. Cool then.

[A pause. How does I shot jobs?]

So what do I have to do? Just go and talk to him tomorrow, or something?

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[unicornsforall]

Uh huh! I'll put in a good word for you and I'm sure Laura will, too. Plus he's been wanting a guy for a prince for forever so I'm sure you'll get it real quick.

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[imblaaaaaaack]

Awesome! Thanks, Megan! I really need some money.

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[unicornsforall]

So you can take Laurie on a date?

[You opened yourself up for this Josh.]

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[imblaaaaaaack]

Well, uh. For other stuff, mostly, but I guess that wouldn't be out of the question? Um. If she wanted to go.

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[unicornsforall]

Then I'll make sure you get the job.

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[imblaaaaaaack]

Okay, but don't you be gossiping about what I'll be doing with my pay cheques!

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[unicornsforall]

I'll keep quiet.

[Well, as quiet as she ever is.]

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[imblaaaaaaack]

Henh, cool. I'll see you tomorrow?

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[unicornsforall]

I'll text you directions!

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[imblaaaaaaack]

Thanks!